Response from the Australian High Commission

"I aim to finalise the processing of your visa application as quickly as possible"

Well, that's good news isn't it!?

This morning I got an email from someone called Sanda (who I inevitably replied to and re-christened Sandra) saying that my application has been received and that all they needed from me was my full birth certificate, police criminal record check, and medical results.

Today I booked the latter, which should consist of a full medical, radiological examination and HIV test. It also costs £120! This emigration is an expensive business...